Demi + Not tweeting Ashton = DIVORCE!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

Because the media can’t resist a good low-hanging fruit, Ashton Kutcher (who is a low-hanging fruit, but not the one in question) reportedly tweeted Demi Moore to wish her luck on the premiere of her new Lifetime movie – how the mighty have fallen – and she didn’t bother tweeting him back, so let’s all assume this means divorce, m’kay? Us Weekly reports:

The ratings race wasn’t lost on 33-year-old Kutcher, who tweeted: “Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher’s 5. My tivo might explode.” Kutcher then tweeted another message of support to Moore, 48, his wife of six years: “good luck tonight! you should be proud.” Although Moore was actively tweeting throughout the night during 5’s big premiere, she didn’t reply to her husband’s friendly message.

Once again: you do realize there are pictures of, not to mention multiple sources claiming that Ashton cheated on Demi on their anniversary, right? And you’re going to just ignore those because OMG something happened on Twitter? Are you guys kidding me? You have everything you need RIGHT HERE and you’re going to ignore that because you found some useless bullshit on Twitter? For shit’s sake …

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

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