Denise Brown calls out Kris Jenner!

Kris Jenner

Because Kris Jenner will keep on whoring whores until she can’t whore no more, Kris sprayed tears into her eyes and molded her face until it looked the way everyone told her sad looks to talk about how she could have saved Nicole Brown from being murdered by O.J. Simpson in order to whore out her new book. Except whoops! Turns out Denise Brown, Nicole’s sister, actually remembers the whole thing and isn’t trying to whore out her dead sister for money, and is now calling Kris out for lying about a murder for money and attention. The National Enquirer (I know) reports:

“Kris Jenner IS pathetic,” Denise Brown, 54, told the National Enquirer in an exclusive interview. In the book, Kris writes that the day after Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman were murdered in June 1994, Denise called her and asked about some photos Nicole kept hidden in a secret safety deposit box. “Nicole had been beaten up by O.J., and she had been keeping this physical proof in the form of photographs and, it would turn out, other evidence, in which she had documented seven years of abuse,” Kris divulged in the book. “Nicole really wanted someone close to her to know what was going on, so that somebody – namely me – could be a witness.” But Denise strongly denies calling Kris, 56, to ask about the photos during those heartbreaking days. “I had just found out my sister was murdered,” Denise recalled. “The last thing on my mind was whether or not Nicole showed anyone any pictures she had in a safety deposit box. In fact, I didn’t even know my sister HAD a safety deposit box with pictures of her abuse until the beginning of O.J.’s trial – months after she was murdered.”

So help me Jesus, if anyone reading this is in any way surprised by this, please click the little red X in the corner of your screen, because you are too gullible for the web and it’s only a matter of time before you get Darwin’d from this mortal coil. Kris is like a beautiful, beautiful flower, in that she absorbs money and attention and releases lies and more lies into the atmosphere. Also, the flower is actually made of cheap plastic and you can probably throw it away after a week and not feel bad about it.

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