Remember when I told you about that show H8R, where useless celebrities go out and try to convince people they’re not completely worthless by yelling at them like spoiled children who had their candy taken away? Well, the CW was kind enough to post two clips online from the show (hosted by Mario Lopez) featuring Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Kim Kardashian and I was completely right: It’s awful! And I don’t mean bad as in “wow, Two and a Half Men sure is bad”, I mean “Holy fuck, H8R isn’t a show, it is a televised account of man’s inhumanity to man”. How this show isn’t consider a war crime is beyond me. But once again, my offer still stands: If any celeb who can’t take a joke wants to correct me on who I can/can’t make fun, by all means, drop us a line and we’ll take your argument into serious consideration. We’ll even send you a commemorative t-shirt! Probably. Okay, maybe not. We’re not made of t-shirts!