Dancing with the Stars’ season 17 cast list!
You know the drill, another season of Dancing with the Stars (premiering September 16th), another season of celebrities trying to convince us all that they […]
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi
‘Jersey Shore’ got canceled!
This past week was great for people who hate trashy reality TV: First, Kim Kardashian got a royal smackdown when she tried to get a […]
Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!
Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower […]
Snooki is having a baby boy!
Because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is actually going to go through with this, In Touch gave her a cover story to tell the world that she’s […]
Pauly D is going to deejay during Snooki’s delivery?
When it was announced that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was pregnant, everyone immediately jumped on the easy 2012 jokes, but I went ahead and gave her […]
Snooki is really pregnant!
Well, to the shock and surprise of pretty much no one at this point, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi managed to snag a deal with Us Weekly […]
Snooki’s ex-boyfriend wants her to miscarry!
For those of you who don’t remember who Emilio Masella is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and […]
Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!
Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way […]
Snooki was banned from a wine shop!
Because nothing bad has ever happened from publicly banning a Jersey Shore star from using your product — unless you count that time Abercrombie & […]
‘Snooki’ isn’t actually pregnant!
So for some reason, someone thought that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi might be pregnant despite the fact that she’s been dropping pounds as if Tequila were […]
Snooki and JWoww can’t shoot in Hoboken!
As some of you might remember, MTV gave the greenlight to a Jersey Shore spin-off starring Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, because let’s […]
‘Jersey Shore’ will give your Xmas tree an STD
Because the only thing missing from your Christmas tree was a terminal STD, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi decided to release a line of Xmas ornaments. Everything […]