Heidi and Spencer are bankrupt!


… Ahem, excuse me, I have no idea where that came from. Anyway, as it turns out Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are even dumber than we all thought they were, because the two of them somehow managed to blow through $10 million bucks and are now broke, living with Spencer’s parents. My God, Christmas came early this year! Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause. And he just delivered a big ass box of karma to Speidi.

“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved.” Spencer continues, “”We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.” SOURCE

If this were anyone other than Heidi and Spencer, I would probably feel bad. However, keep this in mind: During one of the worst recessions the world has ever seen, where people were being laid off left and right and pinching every penny, these two assholes were making shitloads of money off of epitomizing the absolute worst aspects of humanity imaginable. I’m not saying this is God’s way of punishing them for profiting off of being terrible human beings … Well, actually I am. HA! Enjoy being broke again, bitches!

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