Heidi Montag needed a break from Hollywood?

Heidi Montag

In a move pulled straight out of the desperate plastic famewhore playbook, Heidi Montag is telling anyone who will listen that she didn’t drop off the face of the Earth for six months because she’s untalented, fake looking and no one wants to be associated with her, but because she needed to take a break from Hollywood and all the fame and adulation she was recei – HA! Almost made it through that with a straight face. No, she’s lying.

“I needed a break after such a crazy six years of my life,” she said. “And [from] being in L.A. and Hollywood … I’ve been with my puppies and my husband. It’s low-key.” The ex-Hills star said even though much of her relationship hubby Spencer Pratt, 27, has played out on reality TV, she wouldn’t recommend other young people to follow in her footsteps without reservations. “It’s hard,” she said. “[But] it’s fun. I would never discourage any one from following their dreams and their passion, and obtaining any kind of success is great.” SOURCE

Yes, obtaining any kind of success is great, until you realize what you achieved success in was exemplifying all the very worst facets of humanity for money and fame. That’s really not something you want to put on your resume. I’m pretty sure being a terrible person in exchange for power is the basic premise behind every dictator, terrorist and mass murderer ever to walk the Earth, plastic tits.

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