You know that saying about how those who can’t do teach? Well apparently, reality TV stars who can’t do open shitty gossip sites (See: Tequila, Tila). Anyway, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag decided to put the five remaining brain cells between them together and take the gossip world by storm by opening up their own gossip site, which I’m only linking to because it’s one of those things you need to see to believe. Like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, only I barfed less watching that then watching Spencer and Heidi try to be gossip writers.
Like Tila’s failed gossip blog, it’s pretty much like any regular gossip site, only minus anything remotely appealing or funny. How can I put this … you know how sometimes you’ll see sort of like a spoof of a gossip blog on a third-rate sitcom, and the site is basically unfunny, looks boring as shit and is so ham-fisted you can put the writer’s hands between two slices of rye and call it a fucking sandwich? That’s what this blog is: It’s like a bad joke come to life, screaming at you to laugh at it. Honestly, The Situation is a better comedian than Heidi and Spencer, and I’m pretty sure his brain is cannibalizing itself in order to stave off death.
