Because having a celebrity kid is basically like having a winning lottery ticket that will one day stick you in a nursing home, Katy Perry‘s mom, Mary Perry Hudson, is shopping around a book about how having a famous daughter impacted here duties as a minister (Read: Cha-Ching!)
Her mother’s proposal states: “Amid a torrent of negative reports from tabloid magazines and entertainment shows, Mary Hudson wants to tell ‘her story’ and dispel a lot of rumors. Katy’s success has impacted her ministry in both negative and positive ways. “She loves her daughter very much and is very proud of her accomplishments, but disagrees with a lot of choices she makes in her career. This memoir is to set the record straight. It is not Christian proselytizing or a Katy Perry tell-all. It is the story of Mary Perry Hudson.” SOURCE
Remember kids! Randomly babbling nonsense for no discernible reason: Completely sane and even Godly! Human sexuality: You kissed a girl? You filthy hussy, God is going to throw you into a pit of fire forever! Now sit down and watch your Veggie Tales or else you’re going to hell.
