Speidi got a Ferrari. So, about that whole karma thing …

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

So I used to have this boss who swore up and down that karma wasn’t just a religious belief system but a real, measurable force that affect people’s lives. I wanted to believe him, I really did, because who doesn’t want to think that all the thankless good deeds will someday be rewarded, and that life’s assholes will someday get a swift cosmic kick to the stones? But then I remembered that that’s not how things work. For example, despite crying about being broke and how humble it made them feel a couple months ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just got themselves a Ferrari after Heidi was booked for a new reality TV show. This is the reason why I hate.

The couple wasted no time splashing out on a Ferrari – albeit a rented one – just days the 24-year-old blonde signed on to appear in a new reality TV show. The attention-loving couple stopped in at a high-end car showroom in Los Angeles where they shared a quick kiss before zooming off in their new wheels. They then went to a jewellery store where they also rented some sparkling pieces. Montag is back in employment for the first time in many months and the pair were clearly eager to celebrate in lavish style. SOURCE

Sure, you could say that since they’ve in no way changed their spending habits, Heidi and Spencer are just going to end up broke and forgotten, but still, the fact they’ve been provided with even the smallest, most miniscule amount of happiness when they’ve effectively built their lives around glorifying the worst aspects of humanity makes me doubt both the survival of the fittest and the existence of a loving God. We’re living in a vacuum of chaos. Nothing matters! Wee!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

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