Here’s Miley Cyrus and a penis cake!

Miley Cyrus

Yup. That’s happening. Absolutely nothing I can add to that. Miley Cyrus. Dick cake. Perfection. Via TMZ:

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam’s birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel … just plain inadequate. The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. — and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op … posing alongside the … well, just click to see for yourself. Liam probably wasn’t into blowing out the candles so we’re guessing Miley did the job for him.

I’m sure some people are probably going to be pissed off about this, but honestly, who gives a crap? She’s an adult here. Adults are allowed to be goofy and sexual, and if they want to make their cakes look like colossal frosted cocks, then so be it. Actually, I have a pan here and everything. If you tickle the balls, it shoots whipped cream and everything.

Miley Cyrus

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