how big could jessica simpson’s ass get?


there’s actually no need to answer the question above, jessica simpson tells us herself in the picture below! i hate being mean to ms. simpson but she’s such an easy target – i just couldn’t help myself! (i still can’t believe she had the nerve to tell oprah winfrey that those infamous mom jeans were a size four – lies!) jess was presented with a birthday cake – she turns thirty on july 10th – and where did all this take place? at the grand opening of the casino club at the greenbrier in west sulfur springs, west virginia – talk about another all-time career low – unfortunately for her, she’s been relegated to opening casinos (and hosting chili cookouts) but i guess she needs to take work wherever she can get it – i’d probably pimp myself out for casinos and chili all over the country if the price was right! (a free meal and lots of drinks would suffice – i’m sure it would for jess too!) popbytes over & out … xoxo



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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.