Hulk Hogan’s pre-divorce is as classy as you’d think!

Yesterday, Hulk Hogan got pre-divorced to someone who looks exactly like his daughter because I’m guessing this is the closest he’ll ever get to scoring some incestuous ass (I just barfed a little right there). And if you thought Hulk Hogan could get married without a fight breaking out during the ceremony, you sir or madame, are sorrily wrong.

Sources at the wedding tell us a photographer was trying to snap shots of Hulk and his bride-to-be, Jennifer McDaniel, during the ceremony in their backyard — which happens to be on the beach in Clearwater. We’re told a family employee told the photog to beat it — and then the scuffle broke out just as Hulk and Jennifer were saying their vows. Classic. Cops were called, but no one was arrested — since no one wanted to press charges — and the ceremony continued …right through Hulk and Jennifer’s ‘I dos.’ Can’t wait to see that wedding album. SOURCE

No, actually, this makes sense. If you were to say to me “Hulk Hogan’s wedding”, the first thing that would pop into my head would be Hulk Hogan in a tux with the sleeves ripped off hitting someone with a chair while vowing to stick it to his daughter wife until the day he dies or until the day she decides she wants to shack up with someone younger at the expense of half The Hulk’s stuff. True love, people. True love.

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