Ke$ha wears roadkill!

Well that explains a lot: Apparently, for those of you who can’t understand what in the hell Ke(stupid fucking dollar sign)ha is wearing on a regular basis, here’s your answer: roadkill. The bitch is wearing roadkill. Which would sort of explain why I regularly confuse her with the horseman of pestilence. Seriously; when she walks past a garden, do all the flowers just magically wilt?

She explained, “A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me then makes it into clothes. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck, I would feel honored.” SOURCE

Something tells me that when Ke$ha dies, her body will probably be thrown into a barrel and thrown into a nuclear waste dump for safe-keeping. Don’t worry boys, her vagina only has a half-life of 500 years! That’s practically nothing!

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