I love you, Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston and Heidi Montag

So Jennifer Aniston has a new movie (Just Go With It) coming out (unfortunately, it stars Adam Sandler, aka the Nickelback of the film industry) this week, and so far she’s done a pretty good job hyping it up by trying to set Tila Tequila on fire with her eyes. Anyway, now she’s gone ahead and banned Heidi Montag (who has a small cameo in the film) from the premiere, and oh fuck it, I’m just gonna mail her an engagement ring because MARRY ME.

“I’m so upset,” Heidi told Us Weekly. “I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.'” Heidi claims that she struck a deal with producers to stay away from other promotional events but it was Jen who banned her from the premiere. Jen’s rep denies the story. SOURCE

Granted, this is Heidi, so chances are this story is complete bullshit and she’s just box office poison, so they left her and her creepy, pedophile-looking husband Spencer Pratt out of the spotlight where they belong. Either way, Jen hates Heidi as much as I do, and I love her for it.

Jennifer Aniston and Heidi Montag

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