Jennifer Love Hewitt wants Adam Levine!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she still had no idea why she still single, even though everything she did couldn’t drive away men any faster unless she wore a shirt that said “Ask me about my castration fetish!” Anyway, continuing along on her path of desperation and the complete misunderstanding of what men actually like, Jennifer went on the record about how she thinks she Adam Levine would be a great couple, except then she remembered that’s a bit creepy and stalkerish. Us Weekly reports:

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s attempt to score a date with Adam Levine may have backfired. The single Client List actress, 33, professed her love for the newly single Maroon 5 singer on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Thursday, calling him “cute.” (Levine, 33, recently split from Victoria’s Secret model Anne V, 26.) Since then, Hewitt has been asked about her celebrity crush to the point of embarrassment. “Everybody is talking about it and Adam Levine will probably never speak to me,” the actress said during a radio interview with Texas DJ Bobby Bones Friday. “I feel like I should write him an apology letter on Twitter or something just to say I’m so sorry.” Hewitt added: “I wasn’t thinking that it was going to turn into this whole thing and I feel bad. But I was kind of hoping that he would say thanks for at least thinking that he’s hot. He is hot!”

Yes, because if there’s one thing that men love, it’s women coming onto them publicly on television for millions of people to see. I don’t know why that doesn’t happen more often, other than the fact that you put him on the spot in front of a bunch of people with no possible win-win scenario in sight. Nice job, girl.

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