Jennifer Love Hewitt: The worst actress in Hollywood?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I don’t know, does a bear shit in the woods? And maul campers? Anyway, after a kinda-sorta scientific study, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been deemed the worst actress in Hollywood according to Rotten Tomatoes (worst actor goes to Chuck Norris) because she’s literally never been in a good movie.

Worst Actress: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hewitt has the rare distinction of never having made a single “fresh” (above 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) film. Her average score of 18.9 owes to such duds as Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (7 percent), I Know What You Did Last Summer (35 percent), I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (7 percent), and both Garfield movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively). If you count only actresses who have made at least 20 movies since 1985, the Worst Actress award goes to Mena Suvari, with an average rating of 32.7 percent. SOURCE

Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt … honestly, at this point, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Using a rocket launcher that shoots dynamite. And the water is actually just tears of lonely, lonely sadness and the fish have terrible taste in men and spend their weekends crying into a bucket of Ben & Jerry’s while they watch Twilight for the umpteenth time.

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