Guess who’s banging now?

I’ll give you a hint: it’s the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock with America’s Favourite Nazi Whore, and that girl with stupid stars all over her face. That’s right! Jesse James and Kat Von D are totally banging now which, admittedly, seems pretty appropriate, considering that they’re both overly-tattooed nobodies that no one cares about.

After a few days of speculation, Kat Von D took to Twitter this afternoon to announce that she and Sandra Bullock’s ex, Jesse James, are indeed dating. Kat has since deleted the Tweet — but once it’s out, there’s no going back.

“Kat is totally into him,” a friend of hers tells PopEater’s Naughty But Nice Rob. “Jesse just has this way with woman that makes you melt. Plus, Kat feels bad for him. He’s the most hated man in America, after what he did to Sandra, which she finds kind of sexy.” SOURCE

Well, I guess Jesse’s happy to not be fucking a Nazi anymore. Unless of course I’m wrong and the only way to get it up is to have Kat come in wearing a Hitler mustache. “Awwww yeah baby, I’m about to Blitzkrieg all over your …” I’m sorry, I wanted to finish that joke and then I just started puking uncontrollably. How odd.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.