And so we bid aideu to unofficial music day. You were fun while you lasted … anyway, it turns out Kat Von D‘s decision to date a guy who decided to cheat on Sandra Bullock with tattooed Nazi pussy was actually a terrible idea, because she and Jesse James just split up, which is what happens when you try to make a monogamous man out of a guy who likes putting his dick in ALL THE THINGS.
Kat Von D issued the breakup statement on her Twitter account Monday night saying, “I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
“I just saw them a couple nights ago together in Hollywood at The Counter and they seemed really happy,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “It’s surprising that they broke up.” SOURCE
No, no it is not surprising. In any way. If you are the rebound for a guy whose last relationship ended because he just couldn’t keep himself from sticking it in things he wasn’t married to, do not be surprised when it doesn’t work out because a fresh batch of Hitler vagina is waiting around the corner. Seriously, the guy can’t help it. If he gets even the faintest whiff of Nazi snatch (snatchzi?), he gravitates toward it like a Loony Toons character floating towards a freshly-baked, anti-Semitic pie!
