Joan Rivers got snubbed!

Alright, so the latest batch of D-list losers (and Margaret Cho; Seriously how’d she get mixed in with those nobodies?!) has been announced for Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About, and Joan Rivers is none too pleased that they went with that Carol Brady bitch over her. I mean whoop-dee-fucking-doo, she raised six kids on a show with a live-in nanny. Here’s a freakin’ medal.

The new cast was revealed on Monday and Joan says they never even gave her a shot. She whined: “They’ve never asked me so they can go f**k themselves! I certainly fall into their old lady category.” Rivers won Donald Trump‘s Celebrity Apprentice in May 2009. Why would she want to join DWTS? Rivers said, “I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for 6 hours a day I think would be so great.” SOURCE

Okay, seriously here? She already won Celebrity Apprentice, she has her own documentary … does she really need to be on some half-assed dancing competition competing against some backwoods Barbie whose claim to fame is talking about how hard it is being a single teenage mom despite earning massive amounts of cash off the situation? Didn’t think so.

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