Jon Cryer is really gullible, huh?

So while Charlie Sheen is out working to ensure that his body evolves to the point where he can literally breath cocaine, Jon Cryer is apparently stuck at work doing nothing while reading about Charlie on TMZ. And the best part: He firmly believes that someone other than Charlie pushed the man’s car off a cliff.

“It’s always a little weird because like the stuff you hear is just unbelievable,” he told Conan O’Brien. “I mean like … I’m checking TMZ, as I do everyday, to know if I have to go to work at all. There was a story — they found Charlie’s car … at the bottom of a cliff. So you’re thinking, ‘Wow! Sure hope Charlie’s OK,'” he relayed. “I said, ‘How you doin’ man?’ He said, ‘I’m doing OK, except that somebody stole my car and ran it off a cliff last night.’ Normally, you would not believe that from somebody … but from Charlie Sheen you believe that, because that happened to him. Twice!” SOURCE

Yes, that’s what happened … SOMEONE ELSE stole Charlie’s car and pushed it off a cliff. Twice. Also, pay no attention to the incriminating evidence/drugs and alcohol/dead hookers in the trunk of the car. I’m sure those all just happened to magically find their way into the trunk by no fault of Mr. Sheen’s. None at all. That’s just what happens when you scrimp on car alarm services.

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