Julia Roberts will cut a bitch!

There are only two rules when it comes to photographing Julia Roberts: Don’t go after her kids and don’t get near her mouth. Seriously, grown men have fallen inside of it by accident and have never been seen again. Unfortunately, some dipshit paparazzo decided to try and get some shots of her kids, prompting her to go Eat Flay Shove on the poor bastard.

Like a fierce lioness protecting her cubs, Oscar winner Julia Roberts confronted a photographer — getting right into his face — after she spotted him snapping pictures of her family in Los Angeles this week. The incident happened Monday as Roberts, 43, walked with her husband Danny Moder and her three children — 6-year-old twins Hazel Patricia Moder and Phinnaeus “Finn” Walter Moder and 3-year-old Henry Daniel Moder. SOURCE

I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson from this: A grown-ass man should not be taking pictures of kids. It’s fucking weird. Seriously, you may scoff, but if a 30-something year old man went to your kids’ school and started snapping photos, you’d be snapping necks too.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.