Justin Bieber’s egging prank caused $20,000 in damages?

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Wow, can you believe it? In all the hype over the 2014 Golden Globe Awards, I completely forgot that Justin Bieber is a huge jerk! Weird how that happens. Anyway, yeah, Justin is a huge jerk and that egging prank he pulled on his neighbor last week apparently caused approximately $20,000 worth in damage. Guess who’s looking at a potential felony charge? TMZ reports …

TMZ broke the story … Justin was caught on video egging his neighbor’s house, and when confronted the singer told the neighbor to f off and then hurled a few more unborn chicks. Law enforcement sources tell us … L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies are fast-tracking the investigation and they told the neighbor he had to get them repair estimates by today. We know the neighbor is locked and loaded with paperwork. We’re told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. To do the job — which is especially expensive because it’s Venetian plaster — will cost around $15K. There’s another $5,000 in damage to the entry, including various doors that must be re-stained. We’re told neither Justin nor his people have contacted the neighbor with an offer to pay … they haven’t even called to say J.B. is sorry.

You know, it takes a very special brand of awful to turn $10 worth of eggs into $20,000 worth of property damage, so congrats Justin! Way to turn a profit on those eggs that could have fed needy children! You used them to terrorize someone you didn’t like, knowing that your level of fame and wealth would see that you never had to face the consequences of your actions. Congratulations on being that f**king terrible!

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