Justin Bieber & The Situation. Together. EVERYBODY PANIC!

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Justin Bieber‘s new movie Never Say Never is coming out in a week (I have completely lost faith in humanity) and in order to help sell it, he’s enlisted big name stars such as The Kardashians, The Situation and Pauly-D. Yeah, quick show of hands here: How many of you lost the will to live before that last sentence even ended? I thought so.

Justin has enlisted the help of several well-known reality TV faces to promote his upcoming 3-D documentary concert film, Never Say Never, including Kim and Khloe Kardashian, and the “Jersey Shore’s” Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino – who shares his “Guide To Pimpin'” with the audience in a promo for Justin’s 3-D documentary. SOURCE

Yes, let’s teach tiny little teenagers about taking advantage of prostitutes. I’m assuming the Beelzebieber enjoys the taste of their souls the most. “You! The one with the hair of rock! Bring me the one they call Kim Kardashian. I crave the souls of a whore with a giant ass and no actual impact on society.”

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