Justin Bieber dies on another TV show!

Justin Bieber

So Justin Bieber made a return trip to CSI last night, proving once and for all that they literally have just stopped fucking trying. Anyway, Justin was playing the bad guy or something … I dunno, I wasn’t really watching because I’m not fifty-year-old man or a twelve-year-old girl. Point is, Justin ended up getting shot straight to fuck in a stand-off with the police. Awesome!

Which made me realize something: Every time Bieber appears on a TV show, he dies. Granted, he’s only appeared on South Park and CSI at this point, so seeing Justin bite really shouldn’t be that surprising, but I like to think that TV writers have finally figured out what their audiences want: They want to see an irritating little shit get pumped with more hot loads then … nah, fuck it, too easy.

Justin Bieber

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.