Justin Bieber got tackled by an undercover cop!

Justin Bieber

You know, two days ago I was bitching about how fucking slow the news day was. Now I’m getting hit with the double-whammy that is Lindsay Lohan drinking enough booze tea to set off an alcohol test and Justin Bieber apparently getting tackled by an undercover cop. I’m assuming he dived slow-motion in front of a bullet while Whitney Houston sang I Will Always Love You in the background.

Bieber was signing autographs outside of Macy’s when the crowd became unruly … and a plainclothes police officer rushed to help the singer. Problem is — Bieber didn’t know the guy was a cop — so when the cop got close to Justin … Bieber got defensive thinking he was a crazy fan.  A member of Bieber’s security team immediately grabbed the cop and tried to pull him away. The cop quickly identified himself — and cited the security team member for disorderly conduct. SOURCE

One thing I’d like to point out here: What kind of parent lets there tween daughters walk around New York City unaccompanied so that they could gather with a bunch of insane little girls who would strangle you with Silly Bandz should you so much as look cross-eyed at their Canadian lesbian wood nymph? Honestly, It’s not often you see kids in a situation where being abducted is still only the third worst outcome.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.