Lindsay Lohan is hitting the tea again!

Lindsay Lohan

Because no one ever freaking learns anything from this crap, Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her failed alcohol test was brought on because she was drinking Kombucha tea. Again. Remember how this was apparently the stuff that did Lindsay in the last time she nearly got arrested? And now she’s doing it again?

Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite Kombucha tea again … the same tea that caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol. The company behind the drink claims the alcohol content is less than .05%. Of course, the judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway. TMZ spoke with Lindsay about the situation … and she told us, “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system.” SOURCE

Don’t get it twisted here: LiLo is allowed to drink whatever she wants in the privacy of her own home. However, when you start claiming that there’s no alcohol in your life, then get busted on an alcohol test and people start posting pics of open bottles of wine in your house, I’m not going to mock you for having a drink. I will, however, mock you for being a hypocritical liar.

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