Justin Bieber‘s new movie, Never Say Never, which is apparently about all the obstacles the Biebs had to overcome to become a star (by which I mean he was meticulously guided every step of the way by Usher and a focus group) comes out today, so last night he went on Jimmy Kimmel to promote the movie by wearing a bald cap. Just to get in the spirit of things, I’ve decided to bash my head against the wall until I think like a twelve-year-old girl. All right, let’s do this.
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OMG you guyz!!! Justin Bieber is totaly bald liek SERIOUSLY!!! Hes still super cute even if he looks like that weird stick I found in my moms bedside table which she says she has cuz dad never touches her anymore!!! OMG i just love him soooooo much liek this much <3 <3 <3 and i cant believe hes with selena gomez I WILL KILL HER THEN KILL MYSELF IF HE BREAKS HIS HEART bcuz i just love him so much and he n i are sole maets even though weve never actually met irl and i basically look and sound just liek every other Justin Bieber fan out their. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Okay, I think I’m normal now. Anyway, here’s the video of Justin Bieber wearing a bald-cap. Enjoy?
