JWoww Has Nude Pics? Keep Them.

So surprisingly, the girl with the big tits whose sole claim to fame involves her getting drunk and slutty has nude photos swimming around out there. I know right? Shocking. But it turns out that, according to her ex-boyfriend, the guy selling the pics, the nudie photos show JWoww before doctors fixed her chronic ugly.

“Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite,” Lippolis told RadarOnline.com.

“There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.”

Going under the knife has helped JWOWW attain her well-known curvaceous body and enabled her to wear her very own provocative and revealing clothing line. SOURCE

Ehhhhhh, you know what? I’ll pass. Sure, JWoww has all the appeal of a Big Mac, but you know what’s even less edible than a Big Mac? The raw meat(-like product) it’s made out of. Sorry buddy, but if the end product sucks, what makes you think we’d want to taste it in its original state?

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