Someone Please Give Natalie Portman A Sammich Already!

In order to get the last three people who haven’t seen Black Swan into theaters (seriously, what’s wrong with you people?) Natalie Portman gave another interview in which she spoke about how she basically starved herself. Yes, we get it: Ballerinas don’t eat and you’ll probably win an Oscar. Let it go, sweetie.

Natalie Portman showed off her new pregnancy curves this week at the People’s Choice Awards, but it was not long ago that she practically starved herself to play a ballerina in ‘Black Swan.’
“I was barely eating, I was working 16 hours a day,” she said in an interview with the Daily Mail. “I was almost method acting without intending to. I do wonder now how people can do this kind of role when they have a family.” SOURCE

Is this just her way of asking for some food? Does she want us to buy her a sandwich or something? Some fries maybe? Come on, Natalie, just say it already! How about some ribs? Everyone loves ribs! Seriously, just eat something already, everything will be okay.

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