Kimye — they’re essentially one single person now. Don’t make me go back to spelling out their individual names — is apparently talking about having another baby again, because now they’re not even doing anything for attention. They’re just talking about doing things for attention so that we’ll give them attention. Weird how that works. Anyway, considering Kim basically went into hiding for three months last time she delivered, go right ahead. Knock her up. EntertainmentWise reports …
Kim Kardashian may have only given birth to baby North in June last year, but according to new reports, her and rapper fiance Kanye West are already planning on having more children. Sources have said that the new parents can’t wait to expand their family and they both definitely feel ready to have a brother or sister for six-month-old Nori. A source told HollywoodLife: “Kim finally feels like her life is exactly where she’s always wanted it to be. She and Kanye are already talking about having another kid because they want Nori to have lots of brothers and sisters.”
North: So what are you in for?
South: No idea. Just popped out one day, and some sort of withered cat demon tried to make me sign a Non-Disclosure contract before they stuck me in this crib.
North: That’s the one they call “grandma.” It’s okay, the nannies usually put a ring of salt around the nursery to ward her off.
South: And if they don’t?
North: (*Pulls a wooden stake out of a hollowed-out Tickle-Me-Elmo*) I’m waiting for that day.
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