Kim Kardashian breaks down over her ‘marriage’

Kim and Khloé Kardashian

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian is doing everything she can to manipulate her “reality” television show to make herself look like the jilted, crushed victim and Kris Humphries look like Satan, despite the fact that he’s just an idiot and she had her ass filled with pure concentrated evil and pee. Anyway, now Kim is making her editors work double time so that they can manipulate the show until it looks like she’s actually capable of feeling emotions, as in this scene where she breaks down in front of Khloé Kardashian over her fake sham marriage she had scripted for her TV show. RadarOnline reports:

She told Khloé: ‘I’m just so unhappy. And I don’t like who I am in this marriage, who I am to him, who I am to myself. My gut and my heart is telling me that I just did this too fast and I don’t know what I’m doing. I think I just got caught up in the fairytale. … I just don’t feel like myself.” Khloé told her big sister: ‘You’re not yourself,” and advised Kim: “If you’re unhappy or if you feel in your gut, you have to do what’s best for you … but you have to understand, being in love and being married isn’t all rainbows and bunnies.”

Once again, Khloé proving to be the only Kardashian that people actually like and kind of respect. Yes Kim, marriage isn’t all rainbows and bunnies. It also isn’t all meticulously thought out scripts provided by E! and off camera direction from producers designed to make it seem like you’re actually able to feel things, despite the fact that thanks to a combination of plastic surgery and being pimp mama Kris Jenner‘s bottom bitch, Kim can no longer feel emotion. Unless you wave a twenty dollar bill in her face, in which case her mouth will open and a smaller mouth will pop out and grab it from you. That’s emotion, right?

Kim and Khloé Kardashian

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