Kim Kardashian: Pussycat Dolls’ new pimp!

Kim Kardashian

To be completely honest, I was never really a fan of the Pussycat Dolls. Not only was it basically just a huge band backing up one person, but the reality shows centered around them were just AWFUL. I mean, remember that reality show where they were looking for a new girl? And then they didn’t even add her to the group? Or worst of all: Girlicious. I swear to God, you could literally tell me that they were the first prostitute girl group, and I wouldn’t even bat an eye. Anyway, TMZ is reporting that they group is going full-blown whore now by creating a new show and letting Kim Kardashian be an executive producer!

Kim signed a TV deal with American Idol honcho Nigel Lythgoe — to be the E.P. for an upcoming reality show about the “Pussycat Dolls empire” … that will feature the launch of a “new” PCD group. One source tells us the newbies are “10 times better than the original group.” We’re told Kim has a good relationship with PCD founder Robin Antin — plus Kim really enjoyed performing with the group in Vegas a few years back.

I never thought it was possible for the Pussycat Dolls to jump the shark any more than they have, but at this point they jumped on the shark, dry humped it, made it a part of the group, kicked it back out, and now the shark has to stand out on the street corner sellin’ it. Guess it just goes to show: nothing in this world is so bad that it can’t be made infinitely worse with the addition of a Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian

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