Kim Kardashian got an ass x-ray!

Kim Kardashian

… This is the stupidest day ever. Kim Kardashian herp derp derp tired of rumors about ass implants derp herpa derp got an ass x-ray because DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.

“My sisters have dared me to get a butt X-ray,” Kim tells the doc, as Kourtney and Khloé look on. “I really just want to get [it] so I can show the whole world.” While Kim is ready to turn to technology to prove her point, Khloé has a more hands-on idea for the doc. “You could just feel her ass up and see if it’s real. You’re a doctor — you’ll know.” Later, the sisters decide to X-ray Kourtney’s breast implants to see what an implant looks like, before comparing that film to Kim’s booty. SOURCE

This is it. I hate to play my hand early here, but this is without a doubt the logical conclusion to humanity. And the saddest part is, this still isn’t the stupidest thing that has happened today. The Idiocracy has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. I suggest you stock up on Brawndo and start Tivoing Ow, My Balls because it’s alllllll downhill from here.

Kim Kardashian

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