All right, I’ve been waiting on this ALL. FUCKING. AFTERNOON. So I’m going to make this snappy.
- Lindsay Lohan showed up to court looking not like a complete slut for once, so … kudos? Maybe?
- Lindsay also won’t be going to jail because the terms of her house arrest stated that she didn’t actually have to take alcohol tests, and therefore, if she were to drink alcohol, it wouldn’t be a violation. What I’m taking away from this is that Lindsay Lohan’s punishment for breaking the law is a month-long house party. Fucking seriously.
- Lindsay apparently bailed on an interview with Matt Lauer, and her PR representative Steve Honig basically told everyone that he pays people to not talk about the many, many stupid things Lindsay does. Expect him to go bankrupt by the end of the week.
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