Kim Kardashian Has ANGRY NIPPLES!

Hey, sorry for the late posting everyone, but I had a shoot run late, plus my mother’s birthday as well as my own… long story short, even gossip bloggers have social lives, no matter how fleeting they are. Anyway, Kim Kardashian‘s new reality show is out (once again, unless it’s called Kim Kardashian Gets A Football To The Groin, PASS), and on the first episode she gets all pissy because because W magazine showed some of her nipple.

“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy,” Kim told her sisters. “I’m so mad right now. [The magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples! The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” she continued. “I feel so taken advantage of … I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.” SOURCE

Really? This is what pisses you off? Not the fact that you showed your fallopian tubes in the tape that made you famous, no. It was the fact that you showed exactly half a nipple on the cover of W? That doesn’t even count as softcore porn. Hell, even Christine O’Donnell is probably looking at this and thinking “Man, that’s just lame. My vagina is colder than a witch’s tit. Which I am!” Ha ha! Topical humor.

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