Curse your sudden but inevitable DUI!

God I hope no one is a big enough nerd to beat me to that punch. Anyway, remember Alan Tudyk? He was on the super awesome but canceled Firefly, which was the show that launched thousands of nerd-boners, and consequently, twice that amount of nerd blue-balls. Anyhoo, he’s been arrested for a DUI. Sad.

Alan Tudyk — best known for his role as Steve the pirate in the comedy Dodgeball — was arrested on Sunday for suspicion of DUI. Tudyk was pulled over around 1:00 AM after California Highway Patrol officers saw him speeding in his Land Cruiser. Tudyk declined to take a breathalyzer test, but was arrested after he performed poorly on a field sobriety test. Blood test results are still pending. SOURCE

… I’m sorry, what was that TMZ? Alan Tudyk is best known for his role on… DODGEBALL? Fucking DODGEBALL? That decent-but-not-really-that-great Vince Vaughn movie from years ago? NERD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! Which, for the record, isn’t all that rageful. It’s pretty much just me imagining River Tam punching Harvey Levin in the kidneys. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.

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