People are fighting over Tila Tequila’s sex tape. WUT?

Tila Tequila

So I’m sure this must come as a huge surprise to you, but Tila Tequila has a sex tape. I know, gasp right? Anyway, it turns out Vivid Video is entering a legal battle with a porn site named (not really original, but meh) over leaking the sex tape of hers that they legally bought. Which begs the question: Who the hell wants to watch Tila have sex?

Lawyers for Vivid Entertainment fired off a letter to the folks behind (who are apparently located in the Republic of Cyprus), demanding it remove a five-minute clip of the Tila tape that hit the web last week. Vivid had plans to release the tape this week and wants to keep it fresh. And get this … we’re told Vivid thinks it was an inside job — one of its own leaked the video. SOURCE

An inside job? Really? Jesus, only Vivid Video can make a celebrity sex tape (NOTE: the bar for celebs in porn is set pretty low. We consider a guy who was on Big Brother for two episodes to be a star. Jesus … ) sound like friggin’ Inception. Sure, it may just seem like a scoop, but NOOOO! Clearly, this is the work of Leonardo DiCaprio infiltrating your dreams and shooting himself but OH MY GOD IT WAS ACTUALLY A DREAM!

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