Kim Kardashian is itching to get married!

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Because it worked out so well for Khloé Kardashian, Kim Kardashian is reportedly looking to get married to her new beau, Kris Humphries (side note: HOLY CRAP, she’s dating a guy with the same name as her mother, WEIRD!) because she can squeeze another reality show/magazine cover/couple of bucks out of it, and is completely and totally in love! Right, I bet she loves Kris about as much as she loves all her ancestors who died in the Armenian genocide! Oh, wait …

“I’ve envisioned the whole thing,” Kim tells Life & Style. “I can’t wait to get married. I’ve found my wedding dress — I mean, I already know what my gown is going to look like. I’ve thought about it all for so long. What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?” Kim plans to take a trip to Paris to shop for a Chanel couture wedding gown, the friend reveals to Life & Style. Her dream dress? “She wants a white strapless floor-length gown that’s traditional but sexy and makes her feel like a princess,” says the pal.

Kris and Kim — who both come from families in which the kids’ names all begin with the letter K — have already discussed what they’re going to name their children. “I think I’ll name my kids with K’s to keep the tradition going,” Kim says. She even has a favorite name picked out for a baby boy, the friend reveals: Kristopher Jr., named after the man she plans to marry. “I want a big family,” Kim told Life & Style at the Unbreakable event. “Three to five kids!” SOURCE

Somewhere out there, Kris Humphries is reading this while trying to chew through the handcuffs that are keeping him tethered to Kim’s waterheater.

Kim: All right Kris, here’s the deal: Khloé got married, and now she has her own reality TV show. Kourtney had a baby and she got her own show. Which means if I get married to you and have a baby, I’ll be the most famous person ever.

Kris: Great idea, honey! *Attempts to saw his arm off with a butter knife*

Kim: Oh no you don’t, YOU’RE PUTTING A BABY IN MY K-HOLE!

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