Kim Kardashian poses with a tiger, nothing happens. Awwww …

Kim Kardashian

Because clearly, even fashion photographers are plotting Kim Kardashian‘s eventual demise, someone decided to have Kim pose with a tiger, and unfortunately, everything ended without a hitch. Yes, someone sat Kim next to a large dangerous animal and absolutely nothing bad happened. Way to go, universe.

I tried posing with the white tiger at our family photo shoot for Keeping Up with the Kardashians season six last week, but I was so scared!!!! The tiger had to get into position on his own! It was freakkkky! He got a little frisky so the trainer had to come help out. This is probably one of the scariest moments I’ve had during a photo shoot. SOURCE

Ugh, nice job, tiger. You know, if it were any other kind of big cat, they would have turned Kim into a goddamn Fancy Feast, but noooooooo. You just sat there and allowed evil to continue living. What happened to you tiger? You used to be cool man, but now? Fucking sell-out of the animal kingdom. You’ve changed!

Kim Kardashian

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