Kim Kardashian vs. In Touch!

Kim Kardashian - In Touch

Because at this point it’s the only tired relationship trope Kim Kardashian hasn’t trotted then beaten when it keeled over and died, rumors are circulating that Kim cheated on her fiancé Kris Humphries now, and Kim is threatening to sue In Touch magazine for claiming she’s been sleeping around. Honestly? I believe Kim here. I mean, she already bought the cow, why would she go out for someone else’s pee milk?

TMZ has obtained a demand letter, written by Kim’s lawyer, threatening In Touch that if it ran the cheating story Kim would take legal action. The letter put In Touch on notice … the cheating allegations “are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy.” Kim’s reps tell TMZ … Kim has never even met or spoken with Lockett. SOURCE

Actually, now that I think about it, you can kinda see Kim cheating. I mean, what better way to get yourself attention than by fucking a man who isn’t your fiancee? That, and he is an athlete, and as we all know, Kim will screw anyone who gets paid to handle balls. Seriously, the woman has screwed more athletes than the NCAA.

Kim Kardashian - In Touch

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