Kim Kardashian Vs. Teen Mom

You know, it really is hard for Kim Kardashian to hold on to the title of “America’s Top Whore”, which is why she’s decided to go after the show Teen Mom for glamorizing the problem of teenage pregnancy. And you know what? She actually sorta makes sense! I guess she finally took her brain out of the storage space she had installed in her ass dimple.

“It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!”

“When I think back to when I was 16, there is no way I would even have considered having a baby. That thought wouldn’t even have entered my head. Having a baby is one one of the biggest, and most life-changing decisions a person can make and while I’m not saying that no teen is in the position to raise a child, having a baby so young shouldn’t be seen as the trendy thing to do.” SOURCE

… Wait, what? Did Kim Kardashian actually just make sense? Yes, I’m sure this must come as a surprise to all of you teenagers who are actively looking to ruin your lives by getting pregnant, but that is exactly the opposite of what you should be doing. Granted, you probably also shouldn’t be idolizing a woman who leaks her own sex tape and likes to get peed on, but we’ll work on that one tomorrow.

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