Last month, Kim Kardashian gave an interview where she hinted that she wouldn’t be on reality TV for much longer, thus ending our long national nightmare. Of course, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars out of pimping out her daughters every chance she got, and Kim is basically her bottom bitch, so naturally Kris had a conniption at the thought of losing her money. I mean daughter. Her daughter who makes all her money for her. From RadarOnline …
Kim, who’s pregnant with boyfriend Kanye West’s baby, hinted in the March 2013 issue of DuJour that the ninth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians could well be her last, which reportedly made Jenner hit the roof! “After hearing that Kim dissed the family empire in a magazine interview, Kris flipped out and called a summit at her office,” a source dished to the Enquirer.
Oh, and in case you thought this couldn’t get any creepier, turns out Kris has been trying to sink her claws into Kanye West this whole time, because MONEY.
“Kris has wanted to manage someone of Kanye’s stature and talent for a very long time,” a source close to the family told Radar. “She feels that it could open even bigger doors for her career, and she is always looking to expand her client base. Kris has told Kanye that she would love to be his manager,even though he has a team in place.”
Kanye: You wanted to see me, Mrs. Jenner?
Kris: Please, call me … Krisssssssssssssssss.
Kanye: Why is your office full of spider-webs?
Kris: Never mind that, dearie. I was wondering if you’d like some … representation, perhaps?
Kanye: Oh yeah, I was warned about this. Apparently, I’m supposed to tell you that I don’t need you because I actually do something for my money.
Kris: IT BURNS! THE ACTUAL TALENT BURNSSSSSSSSSS!
*Retreats back into her web funnel with a web-wrapped Bruce Jenner*