Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

In a related story, these two were actually dating after all. I know, weird right? Anyway, Kristen Stewart was caught in flagrante delicto cheating on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders who — whoopsies! — is married himself with a wife (model Liberty Ross) and two kids. So here’s Kristen’s “I’m so sowwy” response from Us Weekly:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected,” the actress says in the statement — which also offers up her most emotional and direct acknowledgment of her romance with Twilight costar Robert Pattinson, 26.

“This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Sanders, 41, has been married for seven years to model Liberty Ross, with whom he shares two children aged 7 and 5.
The new Us Weekly features the shocking snapshots of Stewart and Sanders in a steamy makeout session on July 17. “It seemed like they couldn’t get enough,” one photographer marveled.

Oh fantastic … you just know the teenage girls on Twitter are going bananas right now, right? Bella Swan cheated on Edward Cullen! The horror! They seemed like such a perfect couple, what with Bella having no personality of her own and Edward being borderline abusive, but that’s okay because he’s hot and sparkly. I bet that Rupert Sanders guy is a werewolf too, the bastard …

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

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