Lindsay Lohan calls the kettle ‘pathetic’!

Mena Suvari, Dania Ramirez, Lindsay Lohan

It turns out Lindsay Lohan is so easy to make fun of that even celebrities are allowed to mock her. Which is why Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez teamed up to make a music video making fun of the likes of her and Kim Kardashian for being spoiled, unprofessional little brats. Of course, this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, the girl who makes up for her complete lack of work ethic with self-importance bordering on delusion, so according to TMZ, the bitch is calling them both pathetic and chances are she’ll probably sue because, once again: Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan says it “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.

Mena and Dania just released the spoof targeting the likes of Kim Kardashian and, of course, Lindsay. In one scene faux LiLo (Mena) pretends to shop as she stuffs her clothes with jewelry.

But Lindsay feels as if Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant.

Really Lindsay? You think they’re the ones who need to stay relevant? Just for shits and giggles I went on the IMDB pages of all three girls, and Mena and Dania are the only ones who still have actual work. As opposed to Lindsay, who is basically the equivalent of hiring a box of live grenades, if the grenades were all alcoholics and regularly showed up to the set late. “Dammit, where the hell is that box of grenades, she was supposed to be in hair and make-up three hours ago! … What do you mean Chateau Marmont just blew up?!”

Mena Suvari, Dania Ramirez, Lindsay Lohan

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