Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need an invitation

Lindsay Lohan

It’s become pretty apparent to everyone except Lindsay Lohan that her career is basically over. Kaput. Done. It will never come back unless she can somehow land an Oscar nomination on her first comeback gig, and considering the last movie that came out with her in it featured the Shamwow guy, we can pretty much rule that out from ever happening. Anyway, Lindsay refuses to go down without a fight, so of course she’s crashing parties and strong-arming her way into getting photographed with people who still actually work for a living. NY Daily News reports:

Lindsay Lohan don’t need no stinkin’ Golden Globe nomination to get her picture taken. On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops,” where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo from The Artist and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from My Week With Marilyn, were being snapped. Bradley Cooper also showed.

I love how Lindsay’s plan in all of this is basically “if I’m in the same room, that means I have a career again because I’m Lindsay Lohan dammit!” Poor girl needs to realize that ship has sailed already and that her best option is to ride rich dicks to pay her rent. Marry up, Lindsay! It’s the only way you can pull in a profit now that you’ve let unwarranted delusions of grandeur outweighed by your irresponsibility destroy the one thing you’ve ever done moderately well.

Lindsay Lohan

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