Lindsay Lohan is getting sued again!

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As some of you might remember, amidst all the other crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has done, a couple years back Lindsay accidentally ran into a baby carriage with her car, which really was one of the few “holy shit, did this actually happen?” in my blogging career. Well, it looks like the Nanny who was pushing the carriage is finally suing Lindsay for unspecified damages, and somehow managed to find a witness who could actually detract from her “someone hit me and a baby with a car” defense. TMZ reports:

The accident occurred in September, 2010. TMZ broke the story … a witness claimed he saw Lindsay run a red light in her sports car in West Hollywood, hitting a nanny who was pushing a stroller across the intersection. The witness claimed 3 of the 4 wheels on the stroller became airborne. The child wasn’t injured but the nanny — Nubia Del Carmen Preza — claims she was, and that’s why she is suing. And get this … the witness told us, “She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared.”

What? Why does the witness sound like a vaguely racist eight-year-old? I’m pretty sure if Lindsay plowed into anyone with her car, they’d be pretty freaked out, regardless of whether or not they were Hispanic. Unless I’m wrong and they are somehow more prone to being scared after being hit by a car. You really have to be the most incoherent witness ever to make me forget about the fact that Lindsay allegedly hit a baby stroller with her car.

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