Lindsay Lohan might be a kleptomaniac!

Lindsay Lohan

So by now you’ve probably heard about Lindsay Lohan stealing a $2,500 necklace (a story that, I swear to God, along with the Charlie Sheen whore-a-thon is single-handedly paying my rent). As it turns out, Lindsay is no stranger to taking random shit that belongs to her. As in, there are eight reported cases of Lindsay’s klepto-hands.

  • The $2,500 necklace
  • A $400,000 necklace
  • An $11,000 Blonde Mink Coat
  • A $35,000 Rolex Watch
  • $49,000 worth of jewels from a magazine shoot
  • A crapload of Louis Vuitton samples
  • $10,000 worth of Lauren Hastings clothes
  • SOURCE via Gawker

Remember how I said that Lindsay wasn’t malicious, just stupid? Okay, maybe I was wrong, because even a five-year-old knows that you can’t take something that isn’t yours. Unlike Lindsay, who stole over $500,000 worth of shit just because she was in Mean Girls. And that’s just the stuff we know about!

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