Lindsay Lohan’s blame game!

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Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan allegedly ran into a paparazzo, because as everyone knows, the gravitational fields of people with cameras and LiLo’s car bumper naturally attract one another. Now the lawsuit has finally been filed, and Lindsay and paparazzo Grigor Balyan are blaming each other, because nothing is ever your own fault. NOTHING! Via TMZ

TMZ broke the story … a photog named Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay in January, claiming he was shooting her car as it drove away from a Hollywood nightclub — and her assistant plowed into him under Lindsay’s direction, causing him orthopedic and neurologic injuries. But Lindsay’s ready to go to war over the allegations — filing her response in L.A. County Superior this week, claiming Balyan “carelessly put himself near a moving automobile” and caused his OWN injuries. Lindsay insists she shouldn’t have to pay him squat. A judge has yet to rule.

I’m not going to pick sides here, but you have to feel bad for their lawyers here. Can you imagine spending years in law school trying to pass the bar exam, only to end up practicing on a case that basically breaks down to “It’s his fault!” “No, hers!” “His!” “Hers!” “HIS!” “HERS!!!” All I’m saying is, I’ve never been happier to be a college drop-out than I am right now.

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