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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

In light of Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director, who happened to be married himself with kids, the question on everyone’s mind was “What about The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (November 16th)? WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT TWILIGHT?” Well, don’t worry, the movie is going to be fine. I mean, one relationship is already broken and another is essentially clinging to life, but at least the movie is still okay! From Entertainment Weekly

In an exclusive statement to EW, Summit’s president of worldwide marketing, Nancy Kirkpatrick says: “While it is studio policy not to comment on the personal lives of actors, Summit is moving full steam ahead and looking forward to this November’s opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2. We are confident that the film delivers amazing entertainment for our passionate fans and general audience alike.”

We talked to one super-fan, Mallory Proverbs, who says that while she’s heartbroken for Stewart and Pattinson (“It’s kind of tarnished the saga,”), she still plans to travel to Los Angeles for the premiere of the film. “There’s no way I’m not seeing this movie,” she says. “I guess the atmosphere is going to be different, but it won’t keep me from seeing it. I can’t wait, actually.”

“Yes, I can’t wait to see a movie that glorifies an abusive relationship, that stars a real-life couple that was broken apart by one of them cheating on the other with a man who was married with children! On a side-note, when I grow up, all my relationships will be unfulfilling and I’ll merely plod through life with a sense of missed opportunity. Thanks Twilight colon Breaking Dawn part 2!”

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

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