Because I’m contractually obligated to run any story that involving celebs and nudity (pro tip: You can’t go back on a contract signed in blood. You do make up for it in the back-end though, so it kinda of works out.) apparently some high school senior named Matt Peterson asked Miley Cyrus to prom in a naked video (posted above) and she said no via Twitter. Apparently, she’s too busy singing with a bunch of stoned teddy bears. To be fair though, you have to assume that every day is prom for her, so the idea of putting on a taffeta cocktail dress and dancing with a bunch of teenagers must be like washing dishes. “Ugh, fine, if I have to. Let me just slip a mickey of spiced rum into my clutch …”
Dear Matt Peterson, I don't think I'll be able to make it to prom BUT why don't you come to my AZ show & hang w me? Don't forget a corsageđź’‹
— Miley Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 8, 2014